2007-08-30

Inside Every Woman

Everyone of us probably have been thinking about what if.. Thinking about what life could have been if we chose the other way. Sometimes, struggling to life and daydreaming about the what ifs that we have in life left us feel uncomfortable, dreary thoughts and even anger.

As I was reading the book "Inside Every Woman” particularly the “5 Promises: Make These Promises to Unleash the 10 Forces Within You” by Vickie Milazzo, I was empowered by her words. Instead of letting the weakness empower her, she fought back with the promise she made for herself, a promise to strengthen herself and to learn how to face all the aspects that she encountered in her life. It was one of the most inspirational book I have read.Inside Every Woman is a book of encouragement, a tool for strength. Now, you can get your free Inside Every Womanbookmark if you would e-mail your request to Vickie@InsideEveryWoman.com. Read the book and get inspired!

partay!sharpay!

hello folks! I just finished moving the trash to the curb for tomorrows pick-up. I put my kids to sleep as well as my hubby, now I am waiting for the clothes to dry. I bought a book today, The book is called"Last Witness"by Jillian Hoffman.It is actually a suspense crime thriller drama.It's a 91 chapter book and I am on chapter 12.So far,I am glued to it! normally when i go poop i always bring a game boy or something to play with I get bored shooting hoops in the bathroom u know!oh and sometimes I call people up but now I got this book I just read it while pooping lol. So far I can tell you is that a cop name Victor Chavez was found dead on his police car, throat sliced, tongueless and check sliced. The main character is Miami Assistant State Attorney C.J Townsend and her detective boyfriend Dominick Falconetti. So far on chapter 12 they are still trying to figure out who sliced Chavez and found out about Chavez's past.thats' all I can tell you for now since I am not done reading yet!!!For some reason, i feel like reading! lol. i have been busy running around. Drop the kids off, went grocery shopping,went to lunch with hubby at his work, cleaning, cooking and reading!Now I am washing clothes while blogging ugh!! exhausting! lol well, i am glad that tomorrow is Friday!! you know when i was on my teens, I called it FLIGHT DAY! Don't ask me why, you might not like my answer lol!! Anyway, as what i said on my last post, I would be posting some pix coz i am overdue! I get tired uploading pix the loader is just too slow, but i tried the beta version of photobucket photo loader it was actually faster than the usual one! anyway, here's the pix:) i'll try to blog hop after this . take care always and enjoy the rest of your week and enjoy the weekends:) mwah
Thsi picture was taken of our party last Friday the 24th of August.i usually have party with my kids just to have fun and make them happy:)No occasion necessary.





dip made with a salsa and cream cheese






we made some turtle brownies


cupcakes


regular hot dogs and burgers



brownie sensation ice cream with cupcake



My Mother in law



let the mini bowling game begin lol







That's all for now!!!

Karl's Blog


I found out Karl's blog and I wanted to let you know how great it is to have an inspirational blog to visit everyday. I read some of his post and was interested on his post last Tuesday the 28th of August. “Life’s Attitude Toward Us”. And while u are reading it it will make you reflect on how your attitude can affect your day to day living and your work and how you approach certain things in life. You should visit his site to know what I am talking about.

Also in his site you can find what he call “The Special Days” There’s actually 2 special days that has special posts. Mondays are the Random Act of Kindness” and on Fridays it is the “Friday Factoid”.
I like his Popular Sections, I am actually interested self-development section there is a post about hypnosis lol I should give it a try but I need to wait for my husband to be home to try it coz it’s just better to have someone else with me doing that certain type of stuff. Check out his site, get inspired. Get to know more about Karl Moore .

ola

hi friends, sorry I have been so lazy being in the computer! actually not enough time for me!! I was sick the other day, my head felt like that it has been bashed a ton of times! I need to post lots of pix from last week but again, not much time. i need to sleep early with my kids so I have some energy in the morning! We all know how it feels if we don't have enough sleep. as for me I need that energy i don't want to drive sleepy! oh yeah, I got a ticket from failure to yield to a vehicle! instead of paying 160 and a point in the driving license I chose to pay $75 for an 8 hour driving defense class so that I wont get that point and also my car insurance will not go up. Actually you can just pay the amount of 160 but thats' just too much for me!!! and also you don't have to pay that, you can choose to go to court and contest your ticket but that is just too much trouble!So next time i just have to be extra careful and be on look out for dumb people driving!!! anyway, I will be visiting you tomorrow mwah!!!! take care always!
**** Weird Fact of the Day...*************
Did you know that no president of the United States was an only child!

Coke Zero

Coke zero currently has an online campaign going on entitled Life as it Should Be on the Internet. It's an interactive site and lets you do some pretty cool things online. The have some old black and white movie clips up that you are able to manipulate using an easy voice recorder.

It lets you write "the conversation" to your clip and say anything that you feel. Once you are finished your movie competes with other user's movies to be the highest rated on the site. Go check it out.

2007-08-28

y I blog!

And yes, you got it genius! another tag lol!! u know I can't pay u with u guessing this right lol! but here's another one.

So, the five reasons I blog, eh? Let’s see…

* To make friends – I’m very much a people person. and love to make friends. My first and probably the most important priority when I started blogging was to make some contacts who’d, hopefully, become friends in the course of time. I’m happy to say that, after about a year and 4 months of blogging, I’ve developed good friendship with quite a few. You know who you are. And I thank you. (That sounded cheesy! umm… cheese….tsak kodak!)

* I have nothing else to do – I get bored easily. And, I suffer from A.D.D. I guess that’d explain the getting bored part, huh? When I started, I don't really go out anywhere. Kids are still at home and nothing else to do except housework and tv!

* I want to be known – I want people to know me for my blog. I want to hear people somewhere and say, “look, there’s Irel” “Who” “the BLOGGER!” That’d make my day. :-)heheh the one who blab too much.

* I want to earn a bit – well, on this one, I just started doing sponsored post on July & I am glad that I did. I didn't earn a lot but, I am saving something for plane tickets and little bit of money helps!

* I like to share my infinite wisdom – That’s right. No. Seriously. That is right.haha!

Well, now you know why I blog. So, if you see me on the net or somewhere, start whispering about me. Would mean a lot to me! chika chika ding ding !! drama!

Venetian Hotel

Planning to go to Vegas why not check out the Venetian hotel is a luxurious hotel that was inspired by the splendor of Venice, Italy. All-suite luxurious accommodations with marble floors and hand-painted ceiling. The Venetian’s superb suites, service, amenities, restaurants, shopping, spa and entertainment will delight and indulge you. The Venezia Tower at Venetian is a “hotel within the hotel” and was designed to be a retreat of seclusion and tranquility that you would find at the world’s finest resorts. The Palazzo Tower, another hotel within the hotel, is opening Fall of 2007 and is a masterpiece of lavishness.

Love

Love

We think about it,
sing about it,
dream about it,
and lose sleep worrying about it.

When we don't have it,
we search for it;
when we discover it,
we don't know what to do without it,
when we have it,
we fear losing it.

It's a constant source of pleasure and pain
but we can't predict from one minute to the next,
which could be today.

We love our parents,
our brothers and sisters,
our boyfriends and girlfriends,
our cats and dogs,
our comfortable shoes
and our baseball gloves.

Love
- It's a short work,
easy to spell,
difficult to defind,
impossible to live without.

Arizona luxury real estate

Looking for a perfect dessert dream house? Check out Arizona luxury real estate. Browse for a perfect house to be called a home. Arizona offers travelers and residents unique experiences packed with hospitality, adventure, and stunning sights. You can visit Sierra Vista, located in the southern portion of the state, boasts more hummingbird species than any other state and is referred to as "the Hummingbird Capital of the United States”. From the desert floor to the highest pine covered mountain peak, Arizona's renowned sunshine ensures that nearly every day is a perfect one for sightseeing, playing a round of golf, skiing a slope, or simply relaxing by a sparkling swimming pool. Come and find the perfect nest for you and for your family!

Of tags & memes

Another one another one!! this one my friend Faye tagged me on the 8 questions you shouldn’t ask Irel.
1)

Q: Why still don’t refresh your driving?
A: errr.. I will be taking a defensive driving class tonight and tomorrow lol! :twisted:
2)
Q: You put on weight?
A: Shit hell yeah! big time!:mad:
3)
Q: How come your face so many pimples?
A: Hmm…you need to stare at my picture again! i don't have any!never had a pimple problem:roll:
4)
Q: Can you stop blogging & look after the kids?
A: LOL can't mister! I need to save up for my plane tickets for our next vacation hahaha:neutral:
5)
Q: You hair is so dry & messy?
A: Excuse me nappy! i got fine hair thank u very much!:cool:
6)
Q: When you intend to return to work?
A: Hmm…no can do…need to get a degree in order to avoid crappy jobs!u know what i mean?
Jelly bean?:wink:
7)
Q: Can you don’t drink so much water?
A: Heck, I got this magical device to summon water anytime I want… it’s called my kids! :lol:
8 )
Q: Please open your eyes wider?
A: No can do mister, i can;'t do anything about it I got it from my Chinese ancestors!

i am tagging everyone who wants to do this!

Open Tip Bras

Bonjour! There are lots of things we adapted from the French people. Fashion is one big impact! Food is also splendid. Sexuality is one of them! We hear French language we all think it is sexy. When couples try different things to spice their romance a bit, first thing in mind is a French maid costume. Now, why not try another sexy touch of French. Behold the open tip bras. Enjoy the ultimate freedom and the most daring bra. Browse for the sexy collection.

Bests

Okay I have been blog hopping and usually I get tag that I think I want to do even though I didn’t get invited to do so. If I think I like it I will get it lol! Well, maybe I just need something to write something on top of my sponsored post hahaha!!! Over ba ka honest? Well, it’s true lol!! Anyway, I saw this one in different blogs so I thought to myself why not!

Rule: Name five of the Best Nights or day of your Life and then tag friends.

1.Saturday March 24,2001 San Diego CA. After working overtime, me and my cousin
Jackie went to a club and met my husband. Lol that same time my cousin and her b-f
Carlos had fight coz she was flirting with my friend Josh. lol

2. Friday, June 28,2002 @ 6:30 PM TN, I got married to my hubby.

3. Saturday, Sept. 19, 1998 @10:02 PM Delivered my first son Shaun. 7 lbs. 6 oz.

4.Thursday, February. 21,2002 @4:58 PM delivered my son Ethan. 8 lbs. 14 ¾ oz.

5. Tuesday, December 28, 2004 @12:02 PM delivered my daughter Elena. 8 lbs. 1 oz.

Here’s another one recently….

6.Sunday August 26, 2007 Wilderness Lodge after 5 years of marriage, my hubby took
Me on a dinner date just me and him.. The last time we had a date was on 2001. And
Last Sunday was the perfect one!!!

I have a lot of nights and days that are fun before and after but I just think these are the best of them all!!

Market Research

Marketing is very important in a company. When you have something invented or even something that you can offer, you want people to know what it is and what is it all about and why is it important. Word of mouth is great but also there’s an important factor that you would like to know an that is called feedback. You need to know what the clients and the consumers think about the product that you are selling or the service that you are offering, that is why most companies have market research. You need to find out what consumers think about your product. That way, you will find out what the client want and how to make your products even better.

2007-08-27

tag From Tere

I was tagged by Tere.

Where is your cell phone? Donated it to the school!( actually used to be my cellphone but I decided to cut it off but i gave it to the school coz they accept old cellphone)

Relationship? Married.
Your hair? Long.
Work? i might be a full-time wifey and mommy but i have plenty of work at home!.
Your sister? none.
Your favorite thing? watching movies and taking a long and bubbly bath!
Your dream last night? yes in my dream I was talking to my brother and my friends.
Your favorite drink? daiquiri( a.k.a daquiri), mojito,. H20 and peach juice
Your dream car? Mercedez Benz Compressor .
The room you’re in? Basement.
Your shoes? Rusty Lopez, nike, candies,Dollhouse & Sketchers
Your fears? unexpected and uncontrollable bad happenings.
What do you want to be in 10 years? A fulfilled, happy and better mom and wife that also have a nursing career.
Who did you hang out with this weekend? My hubby, my kids and my mother in law.
What are you not good at? definitely singing and dieting!
Muffin? Wildberry!
One of your wish list items? me and my family to stay Healthy and happy.
Where you grew up? Cebu City, Philippines
Last thing you did? Dinner date with my husband!.
What are you wearing? black tank top and black shorts.
What aren’t you wearing? shoes
Your pet? None
Your computer? Laptop
Your life? Happy
Your mood? tired
Missing? My friends and families in cebu
What are you thinking about right now? my stupid ticket!
Your car? 4 door sedan
Your kitchen? Small but functional!
Your summer? hot and exhausting!
Your favorite color? Pink and black
Last time you laughed? few minutes ago
Last time you cried?when I watched the movie john q (again!!!)
School? Southeast community College
Love? My hubby, my kids & my family in the Philippines.

2007-08-25

Skateboards

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New into skateboarding? There’s a useful tips on buying and choosing a right skateboards for you. The site is organized by brands and also you can design your own complete skateboards. Also there’s lots of sales going on so you might want to check it out for yourself and you might find the skateboards that you are looking for!

Funny names

I needed the laugh, it's 3:47 AM and i know someone who doesn't wash her hands and it gross the hell out of me!!! I hate people who don't wash their hands period! you might say i am picky, therefore, yes I am!! It's gross when you don't wash your hands!! I wonder how some people can go through everyday eating , peeing and not washing their hands?? it's disgusting your spreading germs! ughhh yak yak yak!!!! There should be a law to imprison people who don't wash their hands!!! just like the law in japan , they put people in prison if your are negligence and caused fire even if unintentionally. For example, you a parent left a matchbox or a lighter where your kids can get it and use it and evidently caused the fire, they will throw your butt in jail for negligence ( oooppss, good thing i wasn't in Japan when I caused my house on fire huh?)anyway, people who don't wash their hands should be imprison too by"SPREADING GERMS THAT CAN CAUSE BACTERIA AND THAT CAN CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESS AND MAY LEAD TO DEATH TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!" Pls. people wash your grubby hands!
Foreign Names:
Alcott Yubolsov
Chew Man Chew
Di A. Rea
Dobe Fugin Widdat
Dook N. Pants
F. R. Ting
Haka Lue Gie
Henotter Titiov
Ho Hum
Hoo Flung Pooh
Hu Flung Dung
Iman S. Hole
Kis Myass
Pee Don Yu
Schrivalup Andropov
Shiek Yiboudi
Som Dum Guy
Som Yung Chick
Tai Mai Shu
Tai Mi Shu
Wong Tern
Wong Wei
Yung N. Dum
Yura Stinker

Doctor's Names:
Dr .Ken Hurt
Dr. A. Sickman
Dr. Achey
Dr. Aikenhead
Dr. Albright
Dr. Alden Cockburn
Dr. Anger
Dr. B. Sick
Dr. Bacon Moore
Dr. Bjerk
Dr. Bloodgood
Dr. Bonebrake
Dr. Bones
Dr. Bozzo
Dr. Bratt
Dr. Brilliant
Dr. Busyhead
Dr. Butcher
Dr. Call
Dr. Cheek
Dr. Chew (dentist)
Dr. Chu (dentist)
Dr. Crook
Dr. Daryl B Payne
Dr. De Kay (dentist)
Dr. Deadman
Dr. Drewel (dentist)
Dr. Duck Lim
Dr. Ether
Dr. Fang (dentist)
Dr. Fear
Dr. Filler (dentist)
Dr. Flash Gordon
Dr. Frank Staggers
Dr. Frye (burn specialist)
Dr. Gentle
Dr. Gore
Dr. Grossberger
Dr. Grunt
Dr. Gutman
Dr. Hand
Dr. Harm
Dr. Harry Bear
Dr. Hart
Dr. Heine
Dr. Hipps
Dr. Holler
Dr. Howard Hertz
Dr. Hurter
Dr. Hurtt
Dr. Hyman
Dr. J.A.W. (dentist)
Dr. James D. Cure
Dr. Khan Do
Dr. Kidder
Dr. Klotz
Dr. Klutts
Dr. Kwak
Dr. Lana Cain
Dr. Lancit
Dr. Les Plack (dentist)
Dr. Lipkiss
Dr. Lipp
Dr. Lips
Dr. Long Vu
Dr. Looney
Dr. Mangle
Dr. Meek
Dr. Mehmet A. Okay
Dr. Mohammed Behairy
Dr. Mollar. (Dental school professor)
Dr. Myracle
Dr. Nasti
Dr. Nervo
Dr. Nightengale
Dr. Ohno
Dr. Pain
Dr. Patient
Dr. Payne
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pick (dentist)
Dr. Pullen (dentist)
Dr. Pullman (dentist)
Dr. Pulse
Dr. Rash
Dr. Ricketts
Dr. Root (dentist)
Dr. Schotz
Dr. Seymour Frankfurt
Dr. Seymour Weiner
Dr. Shugar
Dr. Si Yoo
Dr. Skinner (dermatologist)
Dr. Slaughter
Dr. Smiley
Dr. Spine
Dr. Spits (dentist)
Dr. Spot
Dr. Swallow (dentist)
Dr. Thomas Glasscock
Dr. Toothman
Dr. Waki Ho
Dr. Whitehead (dermatologist)
Dr. Yankum (dentist)
Dr. Yellin
I came across to this funny names and just a thought of sharing it with you. lol the funny thing is, these funny names are actually real names of some people!!!

2007-08-24

Tutor Vista

School time is here and we want the best for our kids! Sometimes, there are kids that needs help in specific subjects like Algebra .We know how hard it is sometimes for students whose Math is the least favorite subject. So that’s why sometimes kids who are struggling needs a tutor.

Online tutoring is available 24/7 and TutorVista is the leading company in the world which can help you and your kids in tutoring. They offer an incredible unlimited monthly tutoring package for only $99.99 / month for all subjects! Now that’s a great deal, imagine students can use their service as much as they want , whenever they need the help! As what I said earlier, they are open 24/7 unlike your regular tutors who can only be seen in their convenient time. Whatever it the subject English, Geometry and even Social Studies. Get the right help.

I know that not only kids need help, as well as college students needs homework help. In TutorVista, you get the help you need right away, exactly the moment you need the helping hand. Why wait to get help? Get the help you deserve and get the confidence that online tutoring can boost your grades. So try it, get the right tutor at the right price and get educated at anytime you want.

Weird!

I thought this one is weird and yet funny lol! read on!!

"Cowboy mistakenly watches movie Brokeback Mountain"


LUBBUCK, TX - The sexuality of local man Donnie Ray Stevenson was tested earlier this week when he accidentally saw a new film about two homosexual cowboys, Brokeback Mountain.

According to Stevenson's friends, Stevenson thought he was going to see a movie about two cowboys fighting for a bull riding championship. Stevenson, an avid bull riding fan, was reportedly "real excited" to see the movie.

"(Stevenson) is a retard. He thought he was going to see a movie with some ass-kicking action but what he got was a movie with ass-pounding action," said Stevenson's best friend Gerry Dunkirk. "He must be livin' under a bus or something to not know what this movie was about. Hell, I live in a bus and I knew what it was about. Of course none of us told him what it was about before he went. So if he turns gay then it might partly be my fault."

Although Stevenson was confused and disgusted by the movie, he stayed for the entire duration of the film.

"I sat there thinking there ain't no way those two boys are gays," said Stevenson. "There ain't ever been a gay cowboy so I thought I was seein' something that weren't really there. Like a mirage or something. Then I thought that if I thought they were gays, what does that say about me? I ain't no gay… I think. Hell, after that movie I just don't know."

The producers of Brokeback Mountain, which has garnered a lot of critical praise, have never made any veiled statements about the movies content.

"Look, we say right off the bat that this is a gay cowboy movie, we're not trying to fool anyone," said executive producer Michael Costigan. "It's my theory that if anyone sees this movie 'accidentally' it's due to repressed homosexual tendencies and a latent attraction to Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger or hell, even Randy Quaid. The point is, one doesn't see this movie by accident. You see this movie because you really want to put your penis in another mans rear end. That's all there is to it."

It is not yet clear as to whether Stevenson will turn gay or remain straight, however Stevenson is hoping for the later.

"I don't want to be a gay," said Stevenson. "I don't think dudes are good lookin' or when I see a dude I don't think that I want to screw him. Well… most of the time. Damn it! See, that's what I mean. I don't know what's goin' on in my head anymore. That movie done screwed me up good."

As for Stevenson's next course of action, it will include a trip to five different strip clubs and watching every Jean-Claude VanDamme movie.

"I guess I'll just have to dude-up a little bit and get back in the straight saddle. I'm going to see some tits… women's tits, and then I'm gonna go see every high-school football movie and Jean-Claude VanDamme movie ever made. That ought to straighten me out a bit."
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As for my opinion! Brokeback Mountain is one of the most stupid movies I have ever seen!!!

not worth the money!!


2007-08-22

MO car dealer

Save Yourself the Search I know that it can be frustrating having to run around trying to find the best deal on the car you want. Thankfully, you can stop wasting gas driving around and just go straight to Conklin Fangman. They've got the best selection of Kansas City, Missouri used cars and new cars in all the makes and models that you're looking for. Whether you've been looking for Buick, GMC, Pontiac, Cadillac, or others, this Missouri car dealer has exactly what you're looking for. What else can I say to convince you that Conklin Fanman has the best Missouri used cars? Go check them out today and put yourself into a car that you'll love to drive around and that won't hurt your pocket too bad either.

haha

New Telephone Greeting

Wouldn't it be something, if this caught on, all over the country...?


"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."

"Press "1" if you speak English."
"Press '2' to disconnect until you can"

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People who have sons

For those who have sons & those of us who are happy that we don't.

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Rings around the fingers

Finding the right wedding rings can be just as important as finding the right engagement rings, but thanks to Danforth Diamond you can find both in the same place. I know that you thought finding the best diamonds to put into a ring for her was about as hard as it was going to get, but picking out the perfect wedding bands together is just as important, but if you follow my advice and check out Danforth Diamond, I think you'll be please, and quickly understand why they're an industry leader when it comes to helping people just like you find just what they're looking for.

LOL

Grandmother

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling".

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

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Sick Notes

These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district...(spellings have been left intact.)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father's fault.

15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Ple ase excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids!

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Take in the view

Why stay at a hotel with hundreds of other people looking at the same view when you can enjoy one of the Caribbean villas offered by CVOA and get a view that's all yours. Their Virgin Gorda villas and St. Croix villas all offer beautiful views from exquisite locations while offering all the amenities of home in a comfortable Caribbean vacation rental. I can't think of a better way to spend your summer vacation than relaxing on the beach and then going inside to enjoy the privacy of your own Caribbean vacation rental. Why would you want to vacation any other way?

Wednesday!

Hey fellow bloggers, sorry I haven’t been wandering around into your blogs lately.. I am so sorry , I have been busy cleaning up.. My mother in law will be visiting for a week. My hubby will pick her up tonight @ 5 PM. I have been busy with my kids too.. I sleep on time so I can get up early in the morning in time to cook them breakfast and help them get ready. They have to take showers and all that jazz! Good thing the school is only blocks away from my house. Sometimes if there’s no traffic I get there in 3 minutes! Regular time can take me 5 minutes and traffic golly 10 minutes!! I am lucky coz I can take different route to get there but of course there will be traffic everywhere it’s 8:00 so there’s still lots of people driving! Anyway,
Here’s what I made last week for our dinner yummy I went to the asian market to buy some fish and some other stuff but I forgot my almighty VETSIN!!good thing I still have a bit to keep.Hubby chose Steaks and baked potato over our filipino foods but then again after he ate his he took a bite of our foods. Hahaha anyway gotta go mwah!!





2007-08-20

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strange facts

  • The world's largest palace has 1788 rooms. It was built for the Sultan of Brunei.

  • The world's largest recorded gathering of people was at a Hindu religious festival in India in 1989. It was attended by about 15 million people.

  • Abraham Lincoln went to school for less than a year. He taught himself to read and write.

  • The longest recorded swim was 2938 km down the Mississippi River in 1930. The swimmer spend 742 hours in the water.

  • Humans are no match for some animals. The rhinoceros beetle can carry 850 times its own weight on its back. The Emperor moth can detect smells 11 km away. The cheetah can run at 70 km/h. The Polyphemus moth eats 86,000 its own birth weight in 48 hours. The cries of South American howler monkeys can be heard 16 km away.

  • The longest jail sentence passed was in the United States - 10,000 years for a triple murder.

  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Try it!

  • Levi Strauss made the first pair of blue jeans in 1850. They were intended as work trousers for American miners looking for gold.

  • In Ancient Rome only important people wore purple clothes. This is because the purple dye came from a particular kind of shellfish and was very expensive.

2007-08-19

type of weather

You Are Wind

Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you

You are best known for: your wrath

Your dominant state: commanding

movie buff

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 88%

You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film.

LandforSale

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There are plenty of Land for sale sale that you can choose from, your dream wildlife living. Why go somewhere else to hunt if you can hunt and live in the same property? Also the management will give some consultations about wildlife to the hunters like you. So what are you waiting for? Here’s your chance to get your wildlife dream property.

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